hey my cat just brought me a lizard
i told that camel to suck my dick!
i'm eating a cookie
Girls, if you're ever going to wear pasties for any reason make sure to get some that are a color your nipples could never possibly be.
i just farted on Rambo
rambo just farted on cliff
rambo and cliff and i just farted on bonji
MUH-NAY! and stuff
hey my cat just brought me a bird
fuck you cliff.
im thirsty and my butt itches
my butt doesn't itch anymore but, i'm still thirsty
if you haven't heard
i still think the "Shit Mitt" is a good idea.
the retarded kid down the street is mowing my grass again.
any sentence that begins with, "Oh My God! My pants..." never ends well.
i just took a dump.
hey my cat just brought me a cricket
i own 1473 CD's and 586 DVD's. guess how many women i've had sex with?
wild rice and black beans go really well together.
My mom just said blowjob! On purpose! Like in a sentence!
i forgot what i was gonna say.
how did i ever keep my asshole clean before i got a shower massager
i better go see what my cat has in his mouth.